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Post by davy on Aug 1, 2014 22:42:29 GMT
here's a bit of payback to a neighbour. my partner carol is allways in the garden and greenhouse it's her little escape from her medical problems,, a new neighbour has moved on next door and every time carol gets new lights..hanging baskets.flowers the neighbour goes out and copies,it's got to the stage every time she goes out..out comes the neighbour and having an earwigging session when we talk about garden..carol was talking about me putting up a new fence to get privacy.next the neighbour is putting hanging baskets and lights on so it cant be changed. .so carol is getting really upset its like having a stalker watching you all the time......so I have been sitting out the back telling carol the biggest load of nonsense ever..knowing our neighbour is sitting listening at her window..so I told her about the latest technology from north korea that a lot of the big fancy houses are getting in there gardens. ..a pack of four led strobe lights that trick plants to grow at night making them look fantastic all the time,and if you arc the beams it creates a thermal barrier that keeps the temp 5 degree's warmer than outside the barrier. .so I told carol its ordered from ebay usa.....good luck mrs in getting them I take it her computer will take a hammering tonight..hope that teaches her a lesson..
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2014 0:54:22 GMT
here's a bit of payback to a neighbour. my partner carol is allways in the garden and greenhouse it's her little escape from her medical problems,, a new neighbour has moved on next door and every time carol gets new lights..hanging baskets.flowers the neighbour goes out and copies,it's got to the stage every time she goes out..out comes the neighbour and having an earwigging session when we talk about garden..carol was talking about me putting up a new fence to get privacy.next the neighbour is putting hanging baskets and lights on so it cant be changed. .so carol is getting really upset its like having a stalker watching you all the time......so I have been sitting out the back telling carol the biggest load of nonsense ever..knowing our neighbour is sitting listening at her window..so I told her about the latest technology from north korea that a lot of the big fancy houses are getting in there gardens. ..a pack of four led strobe lights that trick plants to grow at night making them look fantastic all the time,and if you arc the beams it creates a thermal barrier that keeps the temp 5 degree's warmer than outside the barrier. .so I told carol its ordered from ebay usa.....good luck mrs in getting them I take it her computer will take a hammering tonight..hope that teaches her a lesson.. Hi, There is always one somewhere, sorry to hear this, it would really piss me off too, fortunately we do not have close neighbours. I suggest you discuss (loudly) with your wife that you are going to have your back yard re-done in green concrete, to save all the work since you injured your back!
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Post by Rick in NWArk on Aug 2, 2014 3:27:16 GMT
You're nicer than I am. I'd be saying something like an 8th cup of a woman's urine affixes nitrogen into the soil causing bushier and brighter colored flowers.
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Post by Dragon Man on Aug 2, 2014 7:44:42 GMT
Davy, if she is a listener and a copier, while you are outside with your neighbour listening, talk your your dear wife about the findings that outside lighting can cause breast cancer in women, and it is made worse by outside lighting shining in through windows at night (it is an actual fact discovered by scientists researching into nocturnal sleeping patterns and the affects on humans from artificial lighting). Apparently if a body doesn't get a certain amount of absolute dark, the healing processes in the body don't rejuvenate and cancer cells run crazy unhindered by our natural system. It will probably make her keep any external lights turned off. If she is going to listen in, you may as well take advantage of it. www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3002207/www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-391267/Artificial-light-increases-breast-cancer-risk.htmlwww.nih.gov/news/pr/dec2005/niehs-19.htm
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