Post by Dragon Man on Jun 10, 2014 9:42:54 GMT
This Gumtree Classified Ad has appeared in the 'For Sale' section here in Australia, and has made the world news.
Read the ad and you will see why
www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/bradbury/wedding/wedding-dress-for-bride-seeking-eventual-infidelity/1048655543
and just in case the ad gets removed (which it will eventually) here is a copy of what it says: (this is a true ad)
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Wedding Dress for Bride Seeking Eventual Infidelity
Negotiable
Date Listed: 08/06/2014 Last Edited: 08/06/2014
Condition: Used
Due to be married soon? Not planning on staying faithful? Want to sleep with one of your soon-to-be husband's closest friends? Then THIS is the wedding dress for you!
This stunning, tuille swathed, ivory bridal gown has a proven track record of producing an adulterous, deceitful, double-crossing and traitorous "soulmate".
A one of a kind garment designed by Benedict Arnold, believed to be derived from the very cloth Judas Iscariot himself wore to the Garden of Gethsemane to betray the only son of God - Jesus Christ.
This harlot-sized ensemble will make you the envy of your trampish posse on your fraudulent wedding day.
As an added bonus, this dress gives you the "entitlement" to legally obtain over half of your husband-to-be's worldly possessions.
This dress is guaranteed to provide you with approximately two years of reasonable wedded mediocrity before the complete and utter disintegration of your relationship due to your extramarital promiscuity.
Cosmetically, the garment is in better condition than the marriage - not looking for much. Make an offer.
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Here's a screen shot of the whole real ad:
Read the ad and you will see why
www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/bradbury/wedding/wedding-dress-for-bride-seeking-eventual-infidelity/1048655543
and just in case the ad gets removed (which it will eventually) here is a copy of what it says: (this is a true ad)
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Wedding Dress for Bride Seeking Eventual Infidelity
Negotiable
Date Listed: 08/06/2014 Last Edited: 08/06/2014
Condition: Used
Due to be married soon? Not planning on staying faithful? Want to sleep with one of your soon-to-be husband's closest friends? Then THIS is the wedding dress for you!
This stunning, tuille swathed, ivory bridal gown has a proven track record of producing an adulterous, deceitful, double-crossing and traitorous "soulmate".
A one of a kind garment designed by Benedict Arnold, believed to be derived from the very cloth Judas Iscariot himself wore to the Garden of Gethsemane to betray the only son of God - Jesus Christ.
This harlot-sized ensemble will make you the envy of your trampish posse on your fraudulent wedding day.
As an added bonus, this dress gives you the "entitlement" to legally obtain over half of your husband-to-be's worldly possessions.
This dress is guaranteed to provide you with approximately two years of reasonable wedded mediocrity before the complete and utter disintegration of your relationship due to your extramarital promiscuity.
Cosmetically, the garment is in better condition than the marriage - not looking for much. Make an offer.
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Here's a screen shot of the whole real ad: